Thursday, March 18, 2010

Who is Gonga?

Gonga is a hard working immigrant gorilla who moved from the forests of Africa to the cornfields of Missouri just a few years ago. After struggling to find employment, he has finally joined “The Textbook Game” as a salesperson/marketing specialist. You may see him occasionally on the MU campus wearing his bright red “The Textbook Game” shirt and passing out flyers.

His favorite food is banana flavored icecream.

His hobbies are biking, playing Frisbee and spending time blogging to his family back in Africa.

Wait a minute!

What? Are you trying to interrupt me? You do realize that's not polite.

You say you don’t believe me?

Just a mask and a hairy suit? Come on...

If you had hair problems, I wouldn’t go around commenting on your “wig”, would I? And just because Gonga struggles with facial paralysis is no reason to mock him by saying he’s wearing a mask.

...

Ok yeah.

It’s a suit…

And a mask.

Gonga is just a gorilla costume.

Or is he?


Follow this blog to find out.

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